BK smut

I read Foxy's blog this morning and almost choked on whatever I was ingesting. These are exactly the kind of place mats I want in front of my kids one day (note the sarcasm). The new question at BK is going to be, "Do you want a fisted onion with that?"

Oh wait it gets better. BK Porn: "We have it your way
Pickle in? Pickle out? Only you decide how you want your burger."

BK the murderer: "Fresh tomatoes. Fresh ketchup.
At Burger King we offer extra ketchup made from fresh tomatoes, any time. How we manage this, is of course, top secret."

Anyone ready for fast food?